Is it me or is the gaydar going off like mad!

It's horrible when we let HollowWood and it's elite brainwash us with thier colorful charatcers. We see these actors in movies and believe that's who they really are. Johnny Depp isn't really a pirate, Rose Rollins doesnt really fight in the war, Kate Moenning isnt really a womanizing rogue (or is she?) And Hilary Swank isnt a butch lesbian?. . .



You take what you like from this video, my job is only to bring you the news! I mean closely watching this vid, she's just too good at being butch, playing butch and just plain ole coming off as butch! The femme roles dont work as well for her, but she's a killer butch! It's right before our eyes.

Now just because she's good at playing butch, because it's her job, does that make her a card-carrying dyke? No, but im starting to get suspicious! I mean Im good at my job but damn, when she's not in character she still seems to be well who seh plays.

Take a look at these odds and tell me what you think. . .

Lingering hand Touch She lingers a bit long on the hand touching with Ellen. Makes me wonder. This point goes to homo.

Her awesome entrance Now good character actors find there niche in emulating which ever person they are said to play. (Jamie Foxx/ Ray Charles, Jennifer Lopez/ Selena, Charlize Theron/ Aileen Wournos). This point goes to No Homo.

Her Haircut Swank rocks a butch pixie cut all too well. Come on if there were a such thing as classic lesbian hair this would so be it. I mean after she's done shooting, There's hair extensions right? This point goes to So Homo!

Love Scene Now she's a great actress, So her inability to deliver completely in a love scene with a man is highly questionable. Yet She is awesome with women. (Chole Sevigny "Boys Don't Cry) This point goes to Incredibly Homo!

So You see where im going with this. Leave me your feedback and add to the list.

Peace & Love

-Spaz!

Up & At 'Em

The new Podcast is up, So eavesdrop on a conversation between my brother and I, as we talk about what is sexy to us. I learn some words used by some heterosexual men, and try to impose some of my never-ending wisdom unto my brother about how clueless men are. Sorry Guys! Anyway it's a cool 'cast and next week I'll be feeding into the election coverage as only Spaz Can Do! So rock the vote! And I'll deliver the details!

I'm also contemplating starting up a new blog for fans of a certain something. And yes I'm being intentionally vague. Just look for it because once it's started I'll link it to this blog page. Thanks to the few who have participated in the blog at this point. And the poll is located here to the right side of the page.

Fundraiser details are in the works, just be informed that I'm going to put the names of the top donaters in a hat, and randomly pull three to than give away Silver, Gold and Platinum apprecitation gift bags. The gift bags will arrive just in time for Christmas. Also I'm working on some NEW original designs to be auctioned off on EBay (in fundraising efforts for the cast of course). I also wish to auction off some more items. And I'm working on changing the logo. . .When you drink your coffee from a mug you shouldn't have to look at my mug!

If you have any ideas for the new logo, or if you can draw, or design a new one contact me and compensation will be discussed! Well back to another week of hard work to keep this 'cast off the ground.

Peace & Love

-SPAZ!

Sexy is. . .As Sexy Does.

The next podcast is slated to indulge in all things sexy (as defined by Spaz).
Do you like your woman in shoes, Feminine, Butch, gender variant, or in between? Is it personality or physical appearance? Love or Lust at first sight? Tall, short slim or with a little cushion for the pushing? Spill it! Tell me your secrets , oh yes Spaz wants to know! Personally i like myself a tall drink of water, in a killer pair of pumps.



Is that all? Of course not! If you want to know more you're just going to have to listen to this week's podcast. . .But let's make a deal for those who can't wait. . . You tell me what fuels your fire and I'll tell you what keeps mine burning. And I'm sure some women are dying to know how to keep their partner hot for them as well as rope them in. So I'm hoping to have a Co-host to help both the hetero women and homo women find out the things their counterparts and significant other's go for.

Be sure to leave you're comments here or on the myspace blog @ www.myspace.com/spaztalkradio Keep this thought on your mind until Tuesday night my loves.

'Til than i bid you Good Night!

Peace & Love

-Spaz!

Push it Real Good!

I Love Rose Rollins!

I Love Leisha Hailey!

I Love How Rose & Liesha play character's that love each other!

Now here's something for you to love::

Look at this two put the flavor in salt & pepa. Love this pic sooo much! And of course Rose does it to me all the time. She'll be at Women's Event 11 this Saturday November 1st. Here in my city! Geez! Ticket prices are steep though! But i mean i night of drinking and dining in the same room as Rose must be priceless right? Im super excited but still not sure if im goin to make it. For all who are going to be in her prescence tell me how it is! Jennifer Beals and Pam Grier are also scheduled to be at said event so thats going to be a lot of black star power in the room! Foxy Brown, Flash Dancer, and very sexy new comer Rose. . .It's October but their sure to give you a reason to sweat!

For all of you who love Rose as much as i do definetly check out the super fn blog at http://www.roserollingsfanblog.blogspot.com/. The site is awesome and even keeps you updated with other L Word happenings! So definetely check it out. I'll be sure to link it on my blog soon enough! Check out the podcast this week as well, i'll be posting it on wedensday morning as usual!

Peace & Love

-Spaz!

The Saga Continues. . .

So the long overdue YouTube video's on (safe) same sex practices are up. Do Check those out! They were to long to put up on the Myspace page so you'll have to go directly to the YouTube channel to check them out. The YouTube is located here at the bottom of this blog page. . .

Anywho i want to get back to the topic of the Pussy Liquor issue. So when it comes to these girls and women do we even owe them the decency of cramming them in a box or category. From what I'm hearing if a girl only kisses girls and likes it when inebriated she's no lez, which i strongly support. However if she has a boyfriend she is cheating. To swap bodily fluids with anyone is a definite sign of infidelity. So yes ladies when you make out with a woman it does count.As far as what the boyfriend thinks. . .eh who cares? He should just be informed that his woman is a cheater whether shes making out with a dude or dudette.

As far as hooking up with someone in a bar or club whose smashed out of their mind. Dr. Feel Good says it's really not worth it. Who wants to go through the trouble of explaining to someone how you met them when they couldn't even remember leaving the house that night. At least with a woman who is sober it's much easier to tell how truly screwed up she is from first chat. Little mystery there.

While i don't believe everyone can be gay, I do think that everyone is entitled to one bisexual encounter "off the records." Alot of people believe that one time doesn't count, I'm a little tossed up on the topic, but variety is the spice of life. So it's hard to write something off that you've never tried. I'm going to rip this topic apart in the next podcast so tune in to that one.

I must say before i go, that i generally do not dig these bi-curious skanks infiltrating our night clubs and bars with their confusion and nonchalant attitudes toward the way we live and party. Don't pull that one night shizz on me! It's this kind of behavior and person that causes so much disdain for the bisexual community. No one wants to deal with the confusion!

PuSSY LiQUOR

Now before i go into this post, let me start by saying "PUSSY LIQUOR" is originally a Rob Zombie song. Urban dictionary defines it as "the juices that excrete from the walls of a woman's vagina when excited" and also as "the act of placing a small bottle of liquor in a woman's vagina and drinking from it."

I'll clear the air by saying i just want to explore the topic of lesbians, sex and alcohol.

Now disclaimer aside, Ill shall begin.

Maybe it's my age, my area, or just my place in the lesbian subculture, But with extensive research (lies BTW) i find that lesbians like to get smashed. I mean Shit-faced, toilet-hugging, stranger-humping, pole-dancing, hang over having monsters. . .and than have sex of course. Am i over analyzing the co-relation? Or am i truly on to something. I find that the ladies seem a lot more entertaining pumped full of liquid courage. Oh and i too am guilty of drinking and acting a damn fool, so maybe i speak through my beer goggles. When i drink though it's not to build up the courage to talk to a beautiful young lady, i for one prefer to make a fool of my self sober, so as to kick myself in the ass later.

I was recently chatting with a listener and we spoke about how even some straight girls down a couple "tini's and began to make out with each other. These girls hold strongly to their heterosexuality the next morning, yet continue to engage in this behavior over and over again. Now with lesbians we do the same thing. But what's the deal with these women? Frisky after whiskey. . .should we consider these women to be homosexual? Bi-curious? What's the deal? They could totally be in denial or sincerely having a good time. It's difficult to decipher when after the deed is done the attitude towards it is so nonchalant. I don't know whether to be excited or disgusted at these women who cradle that gay area of sexuality. As you can tell i haven't fully organized y thoughts on this subject but i intend to do so. . .

Lesbians, Sex, Liquor. . . and Bi-curiousity?

Lend me your insight dear readers, and check the myspace blog as i may go into this topic there too. . .http://myspace.com/spaztalkradio . . .so leave me some advice, comments, stories, and insight. . .Want to keep it private email me or IM me. . .I'll be sure to respond to everyone!

Meat-Tagged!

MEAT-TAGGED

A term that could be as demeaning as it is flattering! Now as far as the technical meeting for those of you who listen to the podcast, and want to keep up with the lezbonics meat-tagg is an action taken in the event that a hot lady grabs your eye. Usually it pertains to a hot lez like myself who is newly single and suddenly available. Once this women is on the "meat" market, if you will, the vultures than commence to circling her and tagging her do-able.

As far as what I've done with the term. . . tsk tsk. I now use it in reference to all these hot women who are sometimes available and usually not gay (sigh). But it's all good! Between Sex tapes and The L Word we're still lucky enough to get to see some of these women in uh- Action!

Another lil' twist happens to be that my Meat-tagged honeys all have wonderful alliterating names. It just sort of happened while I picked them from week to week! Enjoy this eye candy! I know I do!

Ravishing Rose Rollins

She's known for her role as Tasha Williams on The L Word, She also totes a gun and roughs it up in web-series GirlTrash. She's hot, with flawless skin and unique features! Seriously the best thing to happen to Soft Butchdom in ages!

"Kandi Kisses" Kim Kardashian

This my size barbie puts the curve in curvaceous. Yowzers, i mean you couldn't sculpt that kind of body out of clay. She gets alot of slack but that's fine, you may all know her from her sex tape or reality show Keepin' up with the Kardashians. She also just finished her stint on Dancing with the Stars. Her claim to fame is mostly as the daughter of O.J Simpson lawyer, Robert Kardashian. This Armenian beauty has a body to work for and a face that sales makeup, she makes me want to wear falsies (eyelashes).Kudos to Kim's Kandi Kisses!

muah!

Pretty Paula Patton

Paula Patton is Singer Robin Thicke's wife. As far as how hot she. . .oh yes I've noticed!

Her bone structure is divine, and her body is top notch! She's an actress who can be found in Flicks such as Deja Vu, Idlewild, and Mirrors. Robin Thicke is truly one lucky man!

Sexy Sarah Shahi

Sarah, Sarah. . .I fell in love with his sexpot as she stole the show in seasons 2 & 3 of The L Word

She bought an unrivaled flavor to the show. She is a former Dallas Cheerleader, and Maxim babe. She's now scorching it up on her own cop show Life. If we're lucky enough she'll return for the final season of lesbian drama. 'Til then lets collectively dream of her rockin' bod and her smile that's so bright the sun goes into hiding. . .Long live Sharmen!

Lovely Lauren London

This dimpled cutie knows how to Vamp it up when need be. Model and actress who could be found grinning and sassing her way through some of the great videos of Pharrell Williams. She played in ATL alongside T.I and can usually be spotted blowing her love our way on red carpets. Smile lovely you've been tagged!

Long-Legged Lindsay Lohan

Last but not least I'll end this post with the tales of a young lady beautiful on the inside but lost everywhere else. Beautifully broken and unlucky is what i think. This red-head is a talented actress who has let her personal life outshine all things good she had going. She caught my eye in Mean Girls stalking the halls in a high school hall with legs that'll make any skirt happy. Not many will agree with this pick but i do! She's almost on as much fire as her hair! I wish La Lohan in the best in life and can't wait 'til she really gets it together.

That's it for now folks, the point here is that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and in a world where the superficial is official, its OK to feed into it when it involves a whole lotta beautiful women, who make us smile, Here's to the Hotties!!! Gotta run! 'Til next time. . .

Peace & Love!

So it was written. . . (my response to an OURCHART blog)

i love this sexual re-awakening that blogging can be responsible for. I've been trying to raise awareness on my podcast, and i want to dive deeper (excuse the pun ;)) in the land of sexual exploration. What some deem as extreme sex acts,other deem to be well just fucking. But how does one make their partner comfortable enough to explore the land last travelled? It's good to know that San Fransisco is a melting pot of sexual practices. Here in New York it seems the working woman gets her rock off by making it to her meetings and emailing her co-Hort's via blackberry message. Wanna trade places?

I just have this issue with some women being afraid to open up sexually, for fear of coming off as submissive, or "less-lesbian". I mean if you were any more lesbian you'd be writing this blog instead of reading it. I think ill take the next couple of weeks to completely engage in all kinds of demeaning, objectifying sex talk, ;cuz let's face it there's a lot of folks who wonder about our sex and frankly I'm only concerned with the ones, who will eventually participate in the lesbian sex. So here's to hoping for a season of bedding bi-curious chicks, and lesbian thrill seekers. Come at your own risk!